Hmmmmp

I was thirsty so i headed to the watercooler , with my ever cool orange spiral cup in hand , filling up on cool, crisp, clear, water...i turned and boom the cups slips out of my hand ...now water is all over the floor and the lower half of my pants are wet. Did i mention the loud clanking sound my cup made bouncing off the tiles ....to make matters worse the CEO comes sauntering down the stairs , i tried to act normal, but its difficult to do when there is water everywhere not to mention an Orange cup on the floor....he looks up and me and then says " you should pick up your cup" ...which i do and head straight to the broom closet for the mop...yay what a great Wednesday.....

Grass Truck

I was walking along to work today, when i encountered a grass truck on the road...immediately i had a flashback to my school days ....suddenly everything was blocked out , there i was in my uniform walking to school ( i seem to walk everywhere lol) when i encountered a similar grass truck , the guy was at the side of the road shoveling grass high into the air which would fall smoothly in the tray of the rather high truck, pitch fork in hand he rhythmically made sweeping motions trying his best to make the huge pile of dry grass in front him disappear. Upon reaching the truck parked at the side of the road, i sidestepped and walked alongside it, when boom a huge pile of grass just hit me, covering me head to toe in dry grass....i just stood there confused and embarrassed....the driver of the van shouts to the guy with he pitchfork to stop- leans out of the window and says 'sorry youth'...i frantically tried my best to shake off the grass, from my hair and clothes, didn't take long for it all to fall to the ground, i continued along my way, looking around trying to tell whether anyone noticed my sudden grass shower...when i arrived at school the girl sitting behind me, took some grass out from my shirt collar and asked me, if i was rolling on the ground...all i could have said was , i dunno how that got there...lol.... back to me in work clothes...i didn't want a repeat of what happened all those years ago, so i crossed the road....smarts...i got it....lol...

Embarrassed

Have you ever unintentionally invited yourself to something that you weren't invited for in the first place? Aggghhhuuuhhhh i did that yesterday, i didn't realize what i had done until sometime after...i was sooooooo embarrassed ...I've heard many stories of people inviting themselves to events they were just hearing about, and out of being polite the inviter would just smile and not say anything but inside is wondering WTH no one invited u, but realizing my mistake i backed out at the last minute *wipes sweat off brow* i was saved....now i have to be extra careful not to repeat this again.

Embarrass

Okay i have had alot of Embarrassing things happen to me , so i decided to list them so i could remember them and compare which one was more embarrassing so th most recent one is..... The Office Administrator was speaking to me concerning some work so there i go sipping on my water when all of a sudden i feel a tickle in my throat and boom there i go spewing water all over my desk and on the floor, i couldn't help myself it just happened like the water went down the wrong tube, i looked up and there was the O.A looking at me like i going crazy, she did ask if i was ok, and if she could get me some water...ummm in case you didn't notice water is the problem here. It was embarrassing but now its funny.