Ding dong the witch is dead

Ok she's not dead, but she didn't come out to work today!! Today was like the most awesome Friday ever, did my work this morning and the rest of the day i relaxed wooohoooo Friday!!!

Ten reason why i loathe the witch

1. She never says good morning
2. Her broom is always dusty
3. Her face is forever in sour mode
4. She takes the credit for everyone's work
5. She switches her accent constantly
6. She talks down on people
7. She looks at you like you are worthless
8. She cuts across your sentences
9. She gives you the evil eye
10. She can turn u into a raging animal
    

Texting....

Gf troubles....again....we had a "discussion" this morning, i texted to say hi, hello have a great day , i didn't get a text back not even a call me request, I called to see if she was ok, apparently she didn't find it necessary to text me back, until she got in work....that just kinda set me off... she noticed my cold demeanor , i think i am being a bitch :S, don't know why i was so offended by her statement....i guess i feel unimportant....in a way.....o well its off my chest now.....i feel better...lets see how the rest of the day progresses...

I want one...

Ha ha ha this is so lewd....yet funny....i typed in Google >gel< boom this comes up, its a mouse pad with gel wrist rests....its so kool, i wish i had one to freak out my co workers ..sigh...dreams

10 Random things that make me panic

1. Flying squawking birds
2. The feeling that the earth is shaking
3. Realizing that i don't have my linx card
4. Leaving my cell phone home
5. Huge toads
6. Huge bugs that fly around making a buzzing sound
7. Dogs that hide, then sneak up and bark loudly behind me
8. Huge trailer trucks that drive wildly on the road
9. Bears
10. Kids that throw up unexpectedly

Random Reasons why i love Friday....

Its starts with 'F', food also starts with 'F'
Everyone seems to be in a better mood
I get an hour off work
I get to stay up past 12am
I buy myself a chocolate
Its the beginning of the weekend
I can ask at 11pm to go for doubles in Curepe and no one would tell me "wah de ass going on with you" instead i would hear "i'm feeling to eat 4"
I get to wear punk clothes at work
I get up with more energy
The bank opens later
My co-worker brings snacks
I sneak on facebook on work
I do my work as slowly as possible
I was born on a Friday...ok i lied i was born on a Tuesday, but i like to pretend
My friends tend to call me on that day
I get to act more crazy than usual
I shout at people
I pretend i'm drunk
I pretend i'm an invisible ninja
And lastly I dance in my room to really loud music

I just love Friday......

10 Random things that make me smile

1. Texts/calls from my wonderful gf
2. My Friend Candice aka Candy
3. Ice Cream
4. The X-men
5. Chocolate
6. Rainy Days
7. Falling down ( other people or myself doesn't matter)
8. Kristen Lee...just saying her whole name make me smile..she sounds like a ninja
9. Listening to music
10. Watching cartoons
11. New socks
12. Hot chicken soup
13. Video games
14. Chicks that kick ass...Xena
15. Celine Dion
16. Making Shadow puppets
17. Dancing in my case jumping around with my arms up and all around the place
18 Spinning around and getting dizzy
19. The smell of new xmas decorations
20. Kissing

10 things that pisses me off...again

I'm in a ten things mood, so here's some random stuff that gets me angry

1. People who stare at u dead in the face when you enter a room and doesn't stop staring until u sit down.

2. People who hate cheesecake

3. People who brag about hating cheesecake to everyone they meet

4. Fizzy water, its not water if its fizzy people

5. People who think books are boring, what do u want the book to do bark and flip over? Open it, read, use your imagination...sheesh

6. Almond, or any kind of nut in ice cream , thats just plain wrong... cookies yes- nuts no...

7. Barney...yes the purple, overweight, overly hyper Dinosaur

8. People with fake accents, so you were abroad for a month that doesn't automatically qualify you to have that accent.

9. ON the subject of fake... fake people... that includes, eyes, butt, breast, height, and most of all personality...

10. Lack of care for the environment , that includes just dropping your garbage all over the place, even gum wrappers.

10 Random things about me...again

1. I'm very superstitious, i will only cut my nails on a Tuesday cause its said to bring good luck
2. I love to eat dhal dumpling for some reason...
3. When i have a discussion i always laugh/ grin even if its death we are talking about
4. I like jumping on beds
5. Sesame Street songs are always running through my head
6. I fall down at least once a month, cause i trip over my own feet
7. I get depressed at a drop of a hat, if someone didn't return my call I'll feel like jumping off a building
8. I love Spongebob and wish that he really existed we would be best friends
   
9. I always pretend that i have powers like Storm from X-men, "I summon the full force of the hurricane" then i proceed to make my own sound effects
10. I always get carded anywhere i go, although i'm above 18..lol.. a curse and a blessing.

Things that scare me

Balloons cause they can pop and take out your eye

And what goes with balloons?

Clowns, cause you never know who or what is beneath all that make up