Ding dong the witch is dead

Ok she's not dead, but she didn't come out to work today!! Today was like the most awesome Friday ever, did my work this morning and the rest of the day i relaxed wooohoooo Friday!!!

Ten reason why i loathe the witch

1. She never says good morning
2. Her broom is always dusty
3. Her face is forever in sour mode
4. She takes the credit for everyone's work
5. She switches her accent constantly
6. She talks down on people
7. She looks at you like you are worthless
8. She cuts across your sentences
9. She gives you the evil eye
10. She can turn u into a raging animal