Put that in yuh pipe....

Today's Phrase.....

Catch a vaps meaning a sudden change of mood or the sudden urge to have or do something.

Example: He was sitting quietly then as if he catch a vaps he began singing loudly Britney Spears "Womanizer"

Use this phrase at least once today.

I'm back to Anime

OMG i have fallen in love and i don't want to get up. ANIME!!!!! Yes a long time ago, i would sit around the television on Saturday morning to get my only taste of anime--Samurai X --I love the whole idea of it, the way the characters were drawn, the story line everything, Samurai X was my life, the story Monday morning amongst the boys was what occurred in the said episode. Little did i know that there were literally MILLIONS of other cartoons out there just like this, when i was introduced to the Internet, it was then i was exposed to the whole world of anime. There is of course the XXX rated anime, but i much rather watch shows like Bleach, Naruto,Salior Moon, Papermasters...movies like KiKi's delivery service, Appleseed, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Monoke and my favest Spirited Away. This weekend i came across Blood+, this series has reignited my love of anime. I'm craving it as much as i crave chocolate. The opening songs, as with any good anime, are great and i have them uploaded on my phone ....yes i am currently obsessed ....and i love it ...it feels great to have something to be passionate about. in future posts I'll reveal some more about why i love this anime, but for now color my hai , spike it up really high and give me an over sized weapon cause I'm in anime mode.

Flash Weekend

This weekend was the fastest weekend ever, one minute I'm falling asleep on Friday night, the next I'm waking up on Monday morning looking feverishly for clothes to wear to work. Before i continue, whats up with us Trinis being everywhere? If there is a war, we are there, if there is some world changing event we are there, now Michael Jackson's doctor is a Trini, o gawd we like salt in everything....I only hope that this doctor didn't screw up and cause MJ's death, then for sure it will be more hell to get a US visa.

This weekend, even though it had flash all over it-it was fun. Spent sometime with the GF, lip syncing (me, she was actually singing) Journey and the spice girls..plus some major awkward dancing. Then in the middle of it all, I realized hey I love this girl...yerrr it was one of those moments. Besides the impromptu concert I had to clean the yard, my uncles one year prayers is coming up on Saturday so its gonna be work work work, I've been staying away from meat for almost 2 weeks now...Glad to say that i don't miss it much, there are times i feel like ripping off someones head for a Boomers sandwich, but the urge goes away as fast as it appears. Maybe I'll try to go on as much as i can. But who can resist BBQ chicken? Not I ....yummy now my mind is on that.The weekend goes Way too fast, this Friday the Gf and I are going to a play..she's trying to instill some culture in me....its beauty and the beast....yerrrr....who knows it might be great, I'm keeping an open mind.

Family life is quiet, remarkably I'm getting along with everyone and my nephew and nieces are adorable.I may not be able to change a diaper, but i can sure make them laugh. Its fun to let go and become a kid again, when was the last time you saw a grown boy crawling around on the floor pretending to be a shark? Lol ....Here'ss hoping that this week is a positive one.

Goodbye MJ....

I was never a huge die hard Michael Jackson fan, i actually preferred his sister's Janet's music more. No matter what was and is being said about him, the man was undoubtedly a musical genius. He influenced countless artistes both local and international. His music will continue to live on, and inspire future generations. I hope that he is now at peace, away from all the harassment and speculations the media has given him over the years. Goodbye MJ, I'll always try to imitate your thriller moves but i will probably never get it down. May the king of Pop rest in peace.

Time to fight back...

Trinidad, Trinidad my poor Trinidad....lawlessness has reached an all time high, yet people move on with their daily lives as if nothing is happening. Slowly our rights are being taken away from us, and no one is noticing. I am honestly scared to leave my house , scared for my safety, scared for the safety of my friends and family. After each murder a different official comes forward condemning the killing, swearing that justice will be had for all....this really does not comfort anyone, it wont bring the dead back to life, plus they hardly ever catch and convict people. Something just entered my ear, a preacher talking at the funeral of Tecia his words have me confused...he can understand if someone shoots and kills a person because it is done at a distance, but strangling someone is beyond his comprehension....ummm....errr....both of them is beyond my comprehension, in fact killing another human being is beyond my comprehension. Does it sound like one is the lesser evil of the other? I really hope we start opening our eyes and get a grip on the reality of the situation. You know what it all boils down to right? People have the information, but they refuse to come forward with it, because they are scared. Lets stop being scared and start taking back our country.

Put that in yuh pipe

Today's Phrase.....

Yuh faddah is a glassmaker? meaning You are blocking my view.

Example: Duran stood in front the television to which his mom asked in annoyance " Yuh faddah is a glassmaker?", he replied no and ran

Use this phrase at least once today

I am healed

I feel great today, the pain in my neck is almost completely gone. All thanks to a good nights rest, and pain killers. I have to give credit to my brother who massaged it with a muscle numbing rub.I got up happy, smiling, full of energy ...spoke to my girlfriend ...then everything went downhill .I don't know what happened, she has a job interview this morning...i think i came off something like being not supportive. I wished her luck, told her not to worry if she doesn't get this --she still has her old job....hmmm... maybe it was that line that threw her off.Anyways I'm not going to dwell on it for too long maybe after the interview I'll call her, see how everything went. I just got good news the witch isn't going to be here...can someone say AWESOME!!...my spirits are back up.Last night i dreamt that i witnessed a robbery at the bank, the bandits shot and killed several people...i ended up in a fugitive situation where i ran for my life, the bad guys ended up being police officers that hunted me down, because i saw their faces. I woke up while i was being shot at. Weird thing---I have to visit the bank today....errrr I'll go tomorrow instead.

Put that in yuh pipe

Todays Phrase.......

Come good....meaning do or say the right thing, to prove oneself

Example: What yuh saying yuh could cook better curry duck than me, when we go by the river on Saturday yuh better come good or do come at all

Please ensure that you sue this phrase at least once today

Hmmmmp

I was thirsty so i headed to the watercooler , with my ever cool orange spiral cup in hand , filling up on cool, crisp, clear, water...i turned and boom the cups slips out of my hand ...now water is all over the floor and the lower half of my pants are wet. Did i mention the loud clanking sound my cup made bouncing off the tiles ....to make matters worse the CEO comes sauntering down the stairs , i tried to act normal, but its difficult to do when there is water everywhere not to mention an Orange cup on the floor....he looks up and me and then says " you should pick up your cup" ...which i do and head straight to the broom closet for the mop...yay what a great Wednesday.....

Appreciation

At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person. Each of us has cause to think with deep gratitude of those who have lighted the flame within us.:-Albert Schweitzer


This post is dedicated to my wonderful, beautiful, effervescent girlfriend. Yesterday when i was in pain, which BTW i still am slightly, she came over. Brought drowsy medicine, a muscle rub and gave me a massage....isn't that awesome? The we cuddled even thou i was very grump. I tend to turn into a grump when i am in pain. This morning i got up feeling much better. I just wanna say a big THANK YOU....its really the smallest things that count. I felt so loved and taken care of.....eeeeeee I'm walking on air .

You are a person
who makes life easier and better
for everyone around you.
Your continual acts
of thoughtfulness
and kindness
brighten each day.
What you did for me
will glow in my memory,
reviving pleasant feelings
every time I think about it.
I appreciate you,
and I thank you.

Neck Pain

I'm feeling worse now, i can hardly move my neck, the Advil has no effect. What i wouldn't give for a massage right about now. Suddenly I'm a bit feverish. Its all in my head...the fever part....I can't wait to go home and rest. Maybe I'll make some vegesoup since I'm fasting. Sigh---when will this day be over?

Put that in yuh pipe

Today's Phrase

Dust it...meaning to leave in a hurry

Example: Boy when i see she brother coming down the road, i dust it yes

Please ensure that you use this phrase at least once today

One pain in the neck...

I woke up this morning with literally a huge pain in my neck, i think i slept bad....in a weird position or something. Last night was the longest night of my life, hitting the bed at 10.30 but actually falling asleep at 1am....uggggg...i know-- i was so pissed at myself for not falling asleep. I had the weirdest dream also, in the dream My sister shot and killed a man, sometime in the past- we were in the future - for some reason the police were now looking for his body years later. My sister took me to the area where she shot the guy, we found a skeleton and the gun....now take in consideration that i have been watching alot of CSI, in the dream i proceeded to wipe the gun clean and dump it in the ocean. Apparently the guy tried to rape my sister and she killed him. All the police found was his skeleton, they called the case unsolved. I woke up, went back to sleep and dreamt that i had joined the police force, on one of our training missions a recruit was shot dead, and i was blamed...i went on trial , it wasn't looking good until that girl from CSI Miami came into the court room and said that it couldn't have been me because of the direction the bullet penetrated the body, the victim and i were on the same side of the road...suddenly another guy stood up and admitted his guilt, i was freed.....the alarm clock woke me up with this huge pain in my neck. I took 2 Advil and here's hoping that it will help. I have some weird ass dreams.

Swine Flu increasing...

OMG Swine flu has me in a panic. I wanna constantly spray Lysol on people, shower them with Hand Sanitizer and strap on a couple face masks on them. As each day passes the media reports more and more cases, i am very sure the numbers are higher ( remember when Uncle Jerry said there was no need to be concerned with the dengue episode because to his knowledge few patients contracted the virus, however reality wise many people died because of dengue.....but lets not go there) I'm trying my best to adhere to the precautions but i am very worried about the younger people in my life since their immune systems is not fully developed. So what to do? Easy --I'll lock myself up in my boarded house, only coming out to get supplies and maybe candy. This whole situation reminds me of 28 days later, the disease is spreading and pretty soon i will be running for my life , while trying to open a bag of skittles from zombies. I really hope this thing gets under control and people start taking stock of what is happening in the country. I spoke to a friend the other day, she was oblivious that Swine Flu had even reached our shores...i couldn't help but burst out in an uncomfortable laugh, then i sprayed her with Lysol...in my mind at least....Note to self stay away from public places ....need to stock up on Chocolate before its too late.

My New Header

Finally got around to producing a header. It may not seem like much, but i wanted to keep the simple yet sweet theme that my blog seems to carry. I don't know if everyone will be able to make out the words , siting here at my desk in work i have noted that not the entire header comes up, but at home it shows perfectly fine, i guess it cause i have a widescreen monitor, and the one here is just regular. I'm not going to try and fix it...I'll leave it as is....my HTML skills are greatly lacking...:)

I promised

The sand was nice and warm

Clearly you can see that i am high

The Ocean in all its wonderful Glory

My best Friend Dave showing me how to BBQ

I cooked this pasta, I have to admit it was yummy

Stuck in Quicksand , i had to pout :P

Chilling in the pool

The best Saturday, a cold rainy beach

Taking a dip in the Salt, i was scared there were alot of jellyfish around

Varma, Myself and Dave

Walking along the beach scouting for chicks, but there were none

Pics from Mayaro Lime here they are .....

Update

Just received a call from school saying that classes are canceled because my teacher is in the Hospital!!! before i knew what was coming out of my mouth i asked if it was swine flu, the girl at the other end said she doesn't know. I hope to god not. See sometimes when i look forward to anything too much i get disappointed, but say what , i have the software at home so I'll conduct my own class.....heeeheee.

Swine Flu

As expected the H1N1 virus (swine flu) is spreading amongst the population, and as usual Trinidad and Tobago is in a state of unannounced panic. The swine flu has been around for a long time now, but this particular strain is new. Read about it on wiki. Honestly panic has risen inside me, its not actually contracting the flu that have me restless...its the state of our health care system ...no matter what the "wonderful" Jerry Narace says, the entire nation fully well know how awful the healthcare is. Therefore this treatable virus can turn deadly . While having dinner yesterday taking in the CNC3 news, many people were turned away from the different medical institutions because of 2 reasons, one there was not enough staff to handle the influx of visitors and the other being they were not considered being high priority cases. Let me expand on this point......when you go to the hospital/ clinic with flu symptoms, the nurse will ask you these simple 2 questions

1. Have you travelled recently to countries with the swine flu?
2. Have you been in contact with anyone who has swine flu?

If your answer is negative to each, a quick dismissal is what you are given instead of a real test. Yup this is how they determine whether or not you have swine flu or just the regular flu. So much was spent on the summit, while everything else is being neglected..... the future looks bleak as the Health care system will be pushed to its already dilapidated limit. One thing however can be sure private institutions and doctors are about to make a mint. The following are precautions that should be taken :

1. Wash your hands often with soap and water or alcohol sanitizer - this will kill most germs.
2. Avoid people who have a fever, cough, or sneezing, or complain of any flu-like symptoms
3. If you feel like you are developing flu symptoms, don't wait to see if it will just go away. Call your doctor or nurse practitioner and ask for advice or an appointment.( we know how this might go)
4. If you develop a fever of 100.5F or higher, call your doctor right away (day or night) and start drinking plenty of fluids. Stay well hydrated and get a diagnosis and treatment for whatever is causing your fever.
5. Stay home whenever possible.
6. When you cough and sneeze, cover your mouth and nose. Wash your hands afterwards.

And the symptoms are:

1. fever, which is usually high, but unlike seasonal flu, is sometimes absent
2. cough
3. runny nose or stuffy nose
4. sore throat
5. body aches
6. headache
7. chills
8. fatigue or tiredness, which can be extreme
9. diarrhea and vomiting, sometimes, but more commonly seen than with seasonal flu
10. Signs of a more serious swine flu infection might include pneumonia and respiratory failure.

Please take care of yourself and your family, especially young kids since their immune systems are not fully developed. Be safe and be blessed.

Day before a Holiday ...oooooooo

Graphics class later today...the excitement is building. One small problem though i think homework was given.....maybe you guessed....i didn't do it. O well here's hoping my teacher won't be that disappointed. I've been working on some graphic pieces at home, using the Photoshop software and incorporating Illustrator,maybe they will be posted here, be warned however its mostly pictures of yours truly since i don't have a model and well...yes.... I'm a bit vain :P.

This day better fly by,there is a holiday tomorrow...I'm just loving all the holidays. I have nothing planned except to sleep in late, maybe watch a movie, spend sometime with the other half....auggh that awful feeling is back...that feeling in the pits of my stomach saying "you should read something" i have neglected reading for so long. I miss it, yet the time to sit quietly and read is never available. I should find a good book and make a valid effort to sit and read. Lets hope that this particular goal is accomplished tomorrow.

Wake up call....again?

Once again a child is found murdered, I feel nauseated just thinking about it. I have nieces and a nephew, can you just take a minute and place yourself in the final hours of that child....the fear, the pain, the hurt she must have felt before she took her last breath? How can a person look at a little girl and do something so unspeakably horrible....it baffles me. The pain the parents must feel, especially the mother, the heartache....my prayers go out to her. The only comfort I can possibly think of is that Tecia is now with god.The criminal elements in this country needs to be stopped, by whatever means necessary....sadly no one is serious. This tragedy will soon be forgotten, along with the countless other wake up calls the country previously got. What can the citizens of Trinidad and Tobago do to express that we have had enough? I don't know....in my opinion nothing ever comes from holding a protest....something needs to be taken away.....we can totally shut down the country until Martin Joesph resigns...hell until this gov't resigns...that could work....i don't have a solution, but in my own way i protest...i don't spend my money....i "lime" home with friends and family....that's my way, my small insignificant way of saying....hey i had enough of this bullshit. I try to educate others on protecting themselves.....on being safe....but when will real change come? Especially when all the real issues are being swept under the carpet...and all i hear about is when is the next big fashion/party/fete/free drinks.....gathering.....Have we finally reach where we are going?

Click this link

I cam across this blog, i dunno how...i can't recall what i was searching for but it has made an impression. I hope everyone who reads my ramblings would visit and get a wake up call like i have done. I wish there was more i can do to make a difference, for now its all in the hands of the leaders of the world. This is the link

I returned

I returned to Mayaro weekend past, this time it was with friends.....it was amazing, the bad thing is i can hardly remember anything...lol... i kid, i can remember most of it. We hung out, we drank ( we killed a bottle of vodka and a bottle of tequila it was just 3 of us) bar-b-qued, hung out at the beach....basically it was a relaxing weekend with friends. Saturday was the best day for me. It rained cats and dogs.....a cold, wet , dark beach is the most amazing thing. I walked for like an hour up and down the beach in the rain, huddling up in my hoodie just listening to the waves, wiping the raindrops away from my eye sight, i pressed on. The beach was absolutely deserted. I love it. I made it last for as long as i could, i needed to make an impression in my mind, so i could return there whenever i was down and sit at the quiet sea shore, with the rain falling around me. The other 2 days the sun was out in all its glory, i am currently sunburned. We are planning another trip there , maybe in November for my birthday...i can't wait. Btw i have pics to post up...soon.

Kisha, Kisha be bi bo beesha....

I'm so happy i have my friend back, it was a very awkward when she called me to say hello, I wasn't expecting it .....I told her that, she was surprised....i felt stupid for thinking that our friendship was over, we decided to put "the incident" behind us. As the conversation progressed, our groove was found and boom, we were good again. ------this happened maybe a month ago, when i was in my 'what is blogger?' phase, we hung out last month in our usual Chaguanas...had lots of fun, laughing, running around crazy, her shopping and me looking like the boyfriend.....we talked .....we are good now....I learned that friendship doesn't just happen....you need to work for it, you need to work at it....

High-att

Last week i was absent from the office.....it was the best week ever, apparently I was chosen to represent my company at an Elearn conference that was held at the Hyatt in Port of Spain. This wasn't my first time there, maybe you remember my friend Kisha's office party, it was held there...i was dumbfounded, for lack of a better word, of how high class the place is, and especially how well trained the staff is....this time wasn't any different, i was still taken aback. I am a very anti social person by nature, quiet, introverted....i don't know why every time i'm chosen for this sort of direct interaction with customers thing....but i pulled it off, with a fake smile and a pretend sense of confidence , I stepped into that display booth and ruled it. I actually had lots of fun.....meeting all sorts of educational people.....teachers, principals, deans, etc....I spoke with such an ease-- in my mind it was like someone else had taken over my body, I did my demonstrations, laughed at jokes made, gave away stuff....I grew....now i am really feeling more confident.....I guess it pays to pretend.I got free tea and lunch....it was impressive the first day, but the second day the food was very disappointing....i can't get over the fruit juice though, it was fresh and so yummy.....i swear i drank like 48 glasses in my 3 day stay there......now i'm feeling for some . I have some pics to post of it and the view of the POS harbour i had from my booth. It was very very beautiful, i would have never guessed that dirty POS could have this view tucked away within it.All in all i had a great time there, and my superiors are very impressed with my report...so a big pat on the back for me....AWESOME!!

Ding dong the witch is dead

Ok she's not dead, but she didn't come out to work today!! Today was like the most awesome Friday ever, did my work this morning and the rest of the day i relaxed wooohoooo Friday!!!

Ten reason why i loathe the witch

1. She never says good morning
2. Her broom is always dusty
3. Her face is forever in sour mode
4. She takes the credit for everyone's work
5. She switches her accent constantly
6. She talks down on people
7. She looks at you like you are worthless
8. She cuts across your sentences
9. She gives you the evil eye
10. She can turn u into a raging animal
    

Texting....

Gf troubles....again....we had a "discussion" this morning, i texted to say hi, hello have a great day , i didn't get a text back not even a call me request, I called to see if she was ok, apparently she didn't find it necessary to text me back, until she got in work....that just kinda set me off... she noticed my cold demeanor , i think i am being a bitch :S, don't know why i was so offended by her statement....i guess i feel unimportant....in a way.....o well its off my chest now.....i feel better...lets see how the rest of the day progresses...

I want one...

Ha ha ha this is so lewd....yet funny....i typed in Google >gel< boom this comes up, its a mouse pad with gel wrist rests....its so kool, i wish i had one to freak out my co workers ..sigh...dreams

Somtimes I jus wanna...

Runaway....leave Trinidad and go to some foreign country where the people are not such wusses. Crime is seemingly escalating as usual the police is at a loss. The cost of living is ever so high, and i can't see an extra dollar at the end of the month. aaarrggghhhhh its makes me angry and depressed. I have stopped spending my money on luxuries, it my own way of protesting....i only buy what i need to survive...everything else is put on hold....the saddest thing is after i buy what i need to survive ( food, gel, deodorant, pay the bills) there is no money left. I have never in my working life been this broke. I guess i have to tighten my belt even more, but I'll let you know one thing....i am not....i repeat not ....giving up gel....

An encounter with the beast...

There she was a menacing look on her face headed in my direction, i never cared much about respecting her, all i try to is throw some sort of courtesy her way...--a "good morning", an "of course", a "that will be no problem"---....but today something was different we were both in battle mode....i had already transformed into Optimus Prime, and she was as usual in beast mode, each step closer , my mind shot out signals to send shields up to 200% ..... she dropped the stack of papers on my desk....."what is this?" she shot at me, "what is what?" i fired back....this double order of books? you know how much money this is costing the company?!!....lemme see that i quipped....this isn't a double order of books, they seemed to have billed us twice, as you can see we only received one set of said books, "are you sure?" she coldly said, of course i am sure....i already had our account credited ......she walks away tail between her legs, still in beast mode....i however have the biggest grin on my face.....--me -1 she-0--...booya!!! O in case you didnt know, that was my General Manager :)

Our equivalent.....

Yesterday on my way from work i noticed something ....nothing spectacular, in fact this isn't the first time I'm noticing this,but for some reason it stood out in my mind and in the blink of an eye it all made sense. I chuckled, i laughed, i snickered at it......a police car parked at the side of a doubles vendor, two officers in full uniform, napkins in hand, doubles laid upon such napkin, breathing in it at an alarming rate, i swear in that minute of traffic they ate about 5 between them. What i realized is,in the USA police men are depicted as having a weakness for doughnuts , i guess in Trinidad our equivalent to that is doubles....now if only we can make them work as hard as they eat and with such enthusiasm.....we would be in a better place eh.

I decided to follow.....

There were only a couple blogs that caught my eye when i started blogging, but the only reason for that was my eyes weren't open wide enough...so today having some time i browsed around the vast web of bloggers and came across some really cool ones that i decided to follow. I'll highlight each one bit by bit as each day goes along...for now i got some reading to do. o BTW some cooking blogs also ...gets me excited since I'm learning to cook right now and I'm loving it .

10 Random things that make me panic

1. Flying squawking birds
2. The feeling that the earth is shaking
3. Realizing that i don't have my linx card
4. Leaving my cell phone home
5. Huge toads
6. Huge bugs that fly around making a buzzing sound
7. Dogs that hide, then sneak up and bark loudly behind me
8. Huge trailer trucks that drive wildly on the road
9. Bears
10. Kids that throw up unexpectedly

Like clock work....

Yesterday was the first day of June, the beginning of the hurricane season, like clock work the rains came ....a slight drizzle in central, but more so in POS....ahhhh lovely sweet rain how i have missed thee. Today is hazy and overcast....lovely weather to lie on some grass and stare at the sky....but here i am surrounded by four extremely grey walls doing what most mature humans do ...working for the "man".....but i can least take the occasional walk outside and relish the weather. So here's to today , blissfully overcast and ripe with opportunities......Tuesday smells good.

ABC's of ex girlfriends

I find this extremely funny, made my day alot brighter.... I simply love J and X---ROFL




A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when you took her out and she said "I'm not hungry" so you figured you could take her to a nice place because you were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate more than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So you flip the bill and are broke for the next two weeks and she wonders why you were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if you can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, you figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to date her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon by both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't move very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on top she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She said she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing you for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured you with the truth. She also tortured you with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying you hate that bitch is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason you were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for You suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what you got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to you about taking what P stands for. It also means you won't get any for a week.

When i grow up....

I have decided on a career, it finally happened...I want to be a Graphic Artist, its my passion...I'm getting excited just thinking about it..i wanna work on ads, make models picture perfect, make logos, design slogans, alter pictures ......i wanna do it all.....A graphic artist....sigh....i can't wait for this dream to come through....finally something i can really focus on....I'm so excited i could pee...lol... Graphic Artist.....o...did i mention.....GRAPHIC ARTIST!!!...lol....o yea...