I've got a story...

Yesterday my friend Dave related a story to me of how his neighbor was robbed. Broad daylight while the guy was walking home he was robbed. This country really gone to the dogs, but there is a sliver lining. The car the bandit was driving shut down, since they guy was only a few houses away from his uncle he ran and got help. Arriving at the scene, the car was locked and bandit gone. The police was called in, the neighbour was taken to the police station where who would he bounce up? MR BANDIT, reporting his car stolen....yuh see how them bandit smart. The police confronted him and he denied it. When he was searched, his removable deck from his car was on his possession,( he doesn't want to get it stolen?) how it got there he doesn't know, after some interrogation he confessed, the neighbours stolen phone and wallet was already given to one of his partners. He was arrested, finally some good news eh.